Living a day on everyone else's money.

Hour 1. I got up at 10am because I don't work. I live rent free in my elederly mothers house.
Hour 2. I went to the mailbox to get my unemployment check, my food stamps & mom's social sec. check.
Hour 3. I got in my Gov't motors car and drove to my tarp funded bank and cashed my gov't checks.
Hour 4. Went to the grocery store & bought steaks and organic vegtables - paid with my food stamps.
Hour 5. Went to the library to check out videos paid for by other peoples real estate taxes.
Hour 6. Sat around at the park and watched other people work. It's been a rough morning so far.
Hour 7. Had to use some of the unemployment money. bought gas @ Citgo - Hugo chavez's gas co.
Hour 8. Twisted my ankle cutting thru my neighbors yard. Went to the ER for some free medical care.
Hour 9. Stopped by a lawyer to sue my neighbor for my ankle injury.
Hour 10. Stopped by the local shelter for a free lunch before going home for a nap. I'm exhausted.
Hours 11, 12 & 13. Did nothing.
Hour 14. Tapped into my neighbors cable. Watching Michael Moore.
last hour. going to bed early. i have an Obama rally in the morning.